These Fast Food Orders Are So Wrong, They're Right

7. Extra bagel with toast

Placed Order: Tim Hortons $6* is the average order price. People are pretty serious about their bagels. Customers can choose from an infinite variety of fillings, and they have very particular preferences for how they wish their holy bread roll to be consumed. What makes or breaks the consumer experience is the precise proportion of cream cheese to salmon, onion to capers, and bagel flavor. In this instance, a customer placed an order for an extra toasty bagel, and she received...

On Twitter.com, Extra Toasted Bagel @xOjustmeleaOX Indeed, extra toasty. More like scorched, crisped, burned, and ascending in smoke. How long does it take for this coal bagel to become a diamond bagel? Maybe it should undergo a metamorphosis and be buried deep beneath. or just to avoid ever having to see it.